Count the beans: Count out exactly 60 pieces whole coffee beans, counted individually one at a time onto the counter. I counted mine out loud. It takes about two minutes and feels slightly ridiculous, and then it starts to feel like something else entirely. Beethoven recounted them in front of visitors. Do not skip this step.
Grind and set up the press: Grind the 60 beans coarsely. Add to a French press. Pour 0.6 cups water, just off the boil over the grounds and stir once gently. Place the lid on but do not press yet.
Steep the coffee: Let the coffee steep for 4 minutes
while you start the pasta water. The cup will be small and strong.
Press and pour: Press slowly. Pour into a small cup, not a mug. Drink it black with nothing added. Set it aside and work on the pasta.
Cook the pasta: Bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil. Add 1 tablespoons salt, for pasta water. Cook 2 cups casarecce or short pasta until properly soft, not al dente. Before draining, scoop out 0.3 cups pasta cooking water, reserved and set it aside.
Build the sauce: Return the empty pot to low heat and melt 3 tablespoons butter. Add the drained pasta and toss. Pour in the reserved cooking water and most of 1 cups Parmigiano-Reggiano, freshly grated. Toss vigorously for about 1m until the cheese melts into a coating that clings to the pasta rather than sitting at the bottom of the bowl.
Finish and serve: Crack 1 teaspoons black pepper, freshly cracked generously over the top. Heap onto a plate and pile on the remaining Parmesan. Eat it immediately with whatever is left of the coffee alongside it. This is the meal Beethoven ate while going deaf and writing the Ninth Symphony. Make of that what you will.